You want to know about voting. I'm here to tell you about voting.

Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pitbulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight. You like to put your feet up and watch 'Republican party reservation.' They like like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns and new sexual organs you did not know existed.

So you vote for television and everyone else, as far as the eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades.

That's voting. You're welcome.

Spider Jerusalem comentando o resultado da próxima eleição.